made up testimonials
Do you have any idea how hard it was to make up all of these? Please believe that they're real - we went to a lot of effort.

“We were looking for something a bit different to strippers and penis straws, but Brett convinced us that he was “heaps sick” at stripping and he was right. What a night, thanks Great Race!”

“I don’t remember anything. They paid me to write this.”

“We raced planes. Actually raced freaking PLANES. Wow. They weren’t even pilots, but they could’ve fooled us! Great Race are the best!”